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• gamedeal user

  Jan 2, 2022

  Once upon a time I made a wobbledog. Not just any wobbledog, but a wobbledog to test behavior. I knew diet would aid in development into various forms but I wondered if mistreatment would fester a different evolution. Crafted an egg, and interbred my options until it formed a malformed jello pooch with spaghetti legs and an ugly bile tone. His name was "Sicky." Sicky was hatched into a desolate empty chamber. No food, only scientific experiment white walls. His only ability was to flop around on the ground, as his legs ceased to function. I installed an anti-gravity machine so that he could float around, flopping in space. I feverishly fed this dog its own feces and puke, perpetually scolding it for all its behaviors. Unbeknownst to me, Sicky, my special guinea pig, had a buff called "polite" which shown under his portrait with a halo. This meant that no matter my incessant deviant behavior this poor unwalkable puppy always had a spark in his eyes and hearts exploding from his head. He was so happy. Happy to just be alive, despite his intrepid living conditions and disability. This heartfelt behavior punctured whatever black thought internal wound had caused my abhorrent behavior. My humanity became restored as I felt sorrow for the small creature. With tears in my eyes and a change of ways I quickly rescued Sicky. Sicky the special, he now flops with all my other wobbledogs. A beacon of hope. Long live the dog that itself lived off of poop and puke in happiness. 10/10 pls more wobbledogs
• gamedeal user

  Mar 16, 2022

  I love "dogs", this is a great game for people who like "dogs".
• gamedeal user

  Mar 17, 2022

  i hatched a very long dog named woah nelly; i've been keeping her alive with a diet of the bodies and souls (see: dog cores) of her friends and offspring but if anything bad ever happens to her i'm going to snap
• gamedeal user

  Mar 17, 2022

  problems i have bred my way in and out of: -dogs are so short from head to tail that their legs are basically all in single file -tails too big, dogs get stuck in place and starve because each step forward is cancelled out by the tail wagging them backwards -thought it would be funny to only breed dogs with 18 or more legs. computer did not think it was funny and ran at 2 fps -wanted to see what would happen if i only fed a dog poop. the ramifications of this echoed across several generations a great game for people who only played zoo tycoon to make the dinosaurs eat their guests
• gamedeal user

  Mar 28, 2022

  Got my first dog Pancake. Played with him, fed him, loved him. Got some more dogs for Pancake. Pancake played with them. Was best friends with Randy. Watch Pancake grow older & change with the minutes. Always happy and playful. I loved Pancake. Proceeds to die right in front of me. My other 4 dogs then come over & eat his dead body right in front of me, all while I'm still in shock that dogs can die in this game. 10/10 game. Taught me more about loss than my parents ever did.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 3, 2022

  My experience playing wobbledogs: -I breed a funky little boy with absurdly thin and long legs and a very short body because its funny and cute -I am met with the realization that he simply can not walk, no matter how much I move him around and wiggle him into place, he always falls over and can't get back up -I am reminded of the horrors of irl crossbreeding of dogs and breeds like the pug which have trouble breathing and are prone to loosing eyes because their skulls are so shallow and they just fall out -I experience real genuine and immense guilt at bringing this creature into the world unable to live happily without constant assistance -I give him a special room with moon gravity so he has more mobility -I start feeding him nothing but bananas and alien fruit to thiccen his legs and elongate his very small body -a few pupations later: a happy boy emerges ;w; Noodle is able to live out the rest of his days comfortably Conclusion: sometimes the silliest options are the wrong ones and playing god can be taken a bit too far. Fabulous game that teaches many important life lessons!!
• gamedeal user

  Apr 13, 2022

  Having a great time so far, but there doesn't seem to be any way to view a dog's lineage. Would be nice to look back on its genetic history/family tree and the steady evolution from its ancestors.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 14, 2022

  I'll start this off with a quick review: 10/10 game, very fun and addicting, the 3.2 hours I've played so far were all in one sitting. With that out of the way, I want to tell you about my first dog Mud. Mud was the first dog that my friend and I bred in Wobbledogs. Short, wide, had a mess of scrawny legs that looked like spaghetti noodles. I chose him because he was funny looking. Then, as it turns out, he couldn't walk. He only had three of those spaghetti noodle legs. This led to me having to take care of him once every minute or two. Bringing food for him to eat, scratching him so he felt better, or telling him to sleep. Mud became a huge thorn in my side. When my first dog died, I fed Mud the core because I didn't know what it did and was just messing around. Turns out, it extends your dog's life, so I sighed, knowing I'd have to put up with him for even longer. I was wanting Mud to die so I could stop having to care for him so often, and I'd just unknowingly extended the waiting game. Finally, I got the notification that Mud was going to die soon. But, instead of the relief I thought I would feel, I felt sad. I did not want to lose Mud anymore. He had been around for so long. Sure, I had to care for him every minute or two, but he has been with me, through thick and thin. I fed Mud another core, and I have two more in storage for him. He has his own room now, with a TV, speakers, fire place, a Den all to himself, and more. I will give Mud the life he deserves. I love you, Mud. 10/10 game
• gamedeal user

  Apr 14, 2022

  This game has a genuinely disturbing, almost evil, underlying atmosphere. This feels like a game you'd play in the Backrooms. I have a tiny dog with broken legs named PissFingers whom I feed the souls of his deceased brethren (that they cannibalize immediately upon death) to extend his life span like a disgusting spider legged vampire. PissFingers has utterly destroyed my gene pool and his descendants are rapidly devolving into dog centipedes. I only let them eat onion rings in hope they'll grow wings but it does nothing but shrink their bodies and legs into nothing as I'm forced to watch them inch along the dirt and slowly die.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 15, 2022

  With my two dogs, I inbred through nearly twenty generations. In the end, I was left with a yellow three legged cube shaped dog with sticks for legs. I thought she was cute, so I hatched her. I heard Chowder crying out in misery after a while and when I checked on her, I realised that her tiny noodle legs were too weak to hold up her body and she couldn't eat or play by herself and was dying a slow, painful death lying there on the ground. I moved her into a room with zero gravity so she could at least move around, but she still refused to eat or play. Every while I would need to find her and force feed her a lasagna. With every passing minute I felt more guilt at bringing such a terrible existence into this world. What quality of life are we talking here? Just a cube? Unable to move? A sentient block of cheese? And I was the one responsible. In life, I tried to make her as happy as possible and I was beside her in her final moments. 11/10 game that teaches you about love, life, death, and the ethical implications of dog breeding. RIP Chowder