Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Feb 9, 2022

  Maybe im just dumb, but please make a better tutorial, maybe with words!
• gamedeal user

  Feb 12, 2022

  Imagine being a humble orc, down on your luck. It's not easy for a big, green guy like you to get work! You got few skills, the economy is in shambles, and anti-orc prejudice is alive and well... But then! A goblin recruiter looks past the tusks, and directly into your heart! An orc, down on his luck, may have something to offer after all! The city is full of tense monster-girls who just need to unwind, and who better to help them do it then a big, orc dude with a firm but loving hand? "Orc Massage" is a story about hope. About friendship. About class struggle. A tour de force about the triumph of the human...eh, *orc* soul! By the end of it, I was weeping tears of joy and burning sage. "Orc Massage" literally changed my life.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 14, 2022

  ⠘⡀⠀Yes, I play NSFW games ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀ on my main account, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀ so what?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
• gamedeal user

  Feb 15, 2022

  I run a professional business ma'am, please put your clothes back on and leave immediatly.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 19, 2022

  Early Access Review - Feb 19, 2022 Amended Review Version 0.6.2 - Mar, 16, 2022 (Scroll to 3 rows of <***> to see these notes) Pros: - Monster girls, enough said - 4 poses per heroine - Customize the heroines' attire, or the lack thereof, during scenes - Gameplay is surprisingly entertaining if not very casual - Soundtrack is catchy and groovy - The artwork is unique yet appealing; very detailed monster girl anatomy - The dialog doesn't seem out of place and is somewhat comical Cons: - Character models get glitchy, i.e., finishing the special massage for Tigirl launches her off the table. However, this caused me to laugh hysterically; I just considered it a job well done. Another example is when you do the hot/cold search on the Harpy. The model overlapped making it impossible to click the spot. A simple restart of the game fixed this for me. - Earning money is a bit tedious. It'd be nice if there were options for difficulty to earn more money or to make it a bit less repetitive another way. - It's not as if the voicing isn't alluring when it needs to be, but it'd be nice if there were more reaction based sounds it'd really improve the atmosphere. - The directions are somewhat difficult to follow. And by somewhat, I mean really difficult. It took me a while to understand how to play the game. It's all picture based without descriptions. It's terrible. So here's an explanation if you care to read it. Essentially, you are given three massage techniques: closed fist which is an area of affect technique, fingers which is a single target affect, and palming which is used for when you over massage a spot. You need to massage all the spots on the girls until they become green hearts. Sorer spots are indicated by a red color. So, more red means it will take more energy to turn the spot to a green heart. Over massaging the spots will fill them up with purple and will eventually become an X. You will need to use the palm technique to undo this as it will negatively affect your score. You can increase you abilities by purchasing lifting gear from the internet store on the laptop in the massage room. Earning money for equipment is a rhythm game. Keep an ear out for the beat of the music playing in the background. This is your metronome. A client will lay down and then 4 symbols will appear above their head in rhythm. The symbols are either a hand or an X. Hands mean click and X means do nothing. Immediately following the last symbol, which is on beat 4 if you know how to count 4/4 time, you will then repeat the pattern of clicks or no clicks based on a count of 4. You only need to get three correct to satisfy the client. That's it. Hopefully you'll be able to catch on faster than I did. Haha. Also, if I get reincarnated, I hope it's into this life. *** *** *** Let me start off by saying, I hope you washed your hands... Or not. I'm not touching your keyboard. A-tee-hee! ... Ok enough of that. This is what I observed with the new update. - The most noteworthy change in this update is a new tutorial! The previous tutorial was picture based and as easy to follow as the directions you get from a Wal*Mart Ladder Toss yard game. Impossible to follow or comprehend. The update now instructs the player through text and example utilizing the Boss Gob. They do a nice job injecting his "personality" into the directions while still leaving them clear enough to follow. - Graphics resolution settings are now included. I use a . I did notice a difference in appearance, but I'm not a pro in discerning exact differences. Regardless, I think the graphics are very appealing. - Not mentioned in the update notes, but I think they tweaked the "vocals" just a bit. End result, they struck me as being much sexier. - Orc Transparency. I'm not gonna lie, it's not what I expected. Some parts are transparent and some aren't. If I had the option, I'd make him 100% transparent. - H-Scene speed is only available on Thalia - New plot scene :) (Overall, I personally feel like the person in charge of story progression, narration, and plot development really enjoys this project.) - I didn't experience issues with the models glitching. And I don't have a way to validate this, but I think the animation is smoother. - Probably the only game where the Orc isn't represented as a rapist. In my very much biased opinion, he's actually a respectable business man. It's not his fault if girls get horny and want his 10 ton hammer. Like look at what Thalia wears; God bless her. The fact Mr. Orc held back for quite a few sessions is a testament in and of itself. - If I could wishlist something, it'd be to make the girls squirt cuz singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain. What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again. That's it. I can't wait for more feature to be added. Totally worth the buy if you're interested.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 22, 2022

  This guy jus like me!! Except I don't have his height, or muscles, nor his big pp and women don't want me touching them
• gamedeal user

  Feb 27, 2022

  It helped me get the controls right when I read the reviews over here. Could really use some text aid with the visual tutorials. I'd also like the option to refuse sex with my clients, because well, I'm a professional. Waiting to be able to customize my shop, and focus on marketing! Where's my marketing team?! I want to customise my orc too. And do more things to gain money instead of the repetitive mouse-clicking. Overall, entertaining.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 18, 2022

  Edit: they're adding a big tiddy mermaid who give you a tit job, im no longer as mad at this game. I'm so upset at this game. In the description, it describes the orc as celibate. I fully expected to be able to deny these beautiful women instead of having sex with them, turns out you are OBLIGATED to have intercourse with them instead of JUST providing them the service of massage. Not to mention, you aren't even allowed to fuck the goblin boss at the front of the game! I will leave this a good review, as the girls are very pretty and the massage parts of this game are genuinely fun, not to mention the rhythm game is actually fun in short bursts. Pros: Pretty ladies who you get to touch and hold Cons: at some point you WILL fuck them and you can NOT fuck the goblin.
• gamedeal user

  May 12, 2022

  FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE ORC SHOULD BE MASSAGED
• gamedeal user

  May 16, 2022

  I blame Mr.John Vinesauce for this.