Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Oct 31, 2021

  [h1]#tinygamereviews[/h1] The gameplay equivalent to the lackluster presidency it commemorates, which moves more slowly than it took to launch Project Warpspeed. [list] [*][b][u]Overall Score[/u][/b]: 0/5 [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1]Full Review[/h1] [table] [tr] [td]Playability[/td] [td]1/5[/td] [td]You just click and/or let it run.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Graphics[/td] [td]1/5[/td] [td]Nearly everything is clipart.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Sound[/td] [td]0/5[/td] [td]There's one horrible music track.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Story[/td] [td]0/5[/td] [td]Beyond the silly intro, there isn't one.[/td] [/tr] [/table] It's a bad game. Most idle games like this are free, and better. The mathematics in this game are sub-par to other games like it. There is no "offline mode," so if you want all the achievements (most of which have the same three-ish names and no difference in icons), you need to leave the game actually-running all the time, and to maximize "productivity," you need to actually-click as fast as you can in short bursts (if you do it too much, the game freezes income). If there's a "hard mode" for any idle clicker that isn't purely time-based, this is probably it. In an update, the game occasionally even "checks in" with you a la Netflix - "are you still there?" - making the game even-more-awful garbage than it was before. There's also a bug/feature that makes it so the game doesn't close normally, even if you shut down Steam - you'll need to end the process, yourself. ...me? I'm burdened with accursed completionism, so I'm running up the clock for those sweet, sweet cheevos before I burn this game outta my library. [table equalcells=1] [tr] [th]BEST[/th] [th]WORST[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]The intro is sort of funny - apropos to its subject. That said, you can watch it for free on the store page.[/td] [td]Some of the worst pacing for a clicker/idler ever, especially if you don't buy the DLC.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [list] [*][b][u]In-Game Purchases[/u][/b]: None, but there's DLC that make it more-tolerably-paced (shameless moneygrabs). [b]EDIT:[/b] I bothered running the numbers, and there are not enough hours in a year to raise enough money ingame without either buying the DLC or using an auto-clicker. [*][b][u]Learning Curve[/u][/b]: None at all. Click-click-click and let it run. [*][b][u]Replayability[/u][/b]: Zero. Once you have the achievements, uninstall forever and forget you ever wasted money and time on it. [*][b][u]Recommended Purchase Price[/u][/b]: Just don't get it, and especially don't buy the DLC. [/list]
• gamedeal user

  Jan 4, 2023

  So this is why Donny stole those secret classified documents and brought em to mar a lago, he wanted to stop covid!
• gamedeal user

  Feb 4, 2023

  Another classic Trumpical masterpiece Thanks Obama
• gamedeal user

  Mar 28, 2023

  Peace be upon my mouse. My mouse is dead after dozens of clicks. TOO BORING!
• Kamille Bidan

  Jun 28, 2023

  12/10 would save the world from covid again with trump himself
• gamedeal user

  Jul 9, 2023

  cheap trash game. avoid.
• gamedeal user

  Jan 5, 2021

  A clicker game that states, "You won't stuck waiting for more income. There is always something you can build or upgrade" ...that punishes you for clicking, by throttling/stopping your income if you click too much? ...and even when your income is coming in, there is definitely not always something to do. The game is what it is, which isn't all bad, but the more I reread the description, the more I ask myself...why state things that just aren't true? Also...no window mode? Sigh
• gamedeal user

  Jan 7, 2021

  This game sucks and borderline unplayable. The mechanics don't work and instead of fixing his game he just release PAID DLC cheats that speed everything up with the most expensive being $20~ AUD. RIDICULOUS! AVOID!
• gamedeal user

  Jan 13, 2021

  What the hell does blocks per click do? This game needs cheats just like the monster(s) this game is based on. Great to run in the background to eat up those cpu cycles and electricity. This game is about as real as the covid response from cheetolini. Also you can fix your flag loop so it doesn't skip. There are plenty of free videos of the flag that loop seamlessly.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 27, 2021

  Its what you'd expect a game with trump would be like.