評論

• gamedeal user

  Oct 13, 2021

  I love this game!! I play with my Mom. We each buy a house on Saturdays and then we renovate and decorate, and do the garden during the week. Then on Saturdays we have a little show-and-tell. We do the Garden Competition and then put the house on auction. So we kinda do our own version of The Block TV show. Edit: I just want to add, my Mom is a retired 60 something grandma.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 7, 2022

  i like this game so much but we need 1 more thing : co-op
• gamedeal user

  May 12, 2022

  There's something to this game that no one seems to talk about.. All the positive reviews speak on it's great mechanics, selection of decor, replayability, and other nonsense. Meanwhile the negative reviews seem to just consist of lost souls with lost saves screaming into the void. No one wants to tell you what this game is really about, but I will, I'm sure Frozen District has their snipers trained on me as I type this, but I'm willing to risk it all so that you, the unfortunate soul reading this review, knows what you're up against. This isn't a house flipping simulator. This isn't a even a handyman simulator. This.... is a sauna simulator. Let me explain. Have you ever been looking for a house, maybe an apartment, and thought to yourself "this seems to have everything I need, but I really don't understand why it doesn't have a sauna"? No?.. okay, yeah, me neither But the fine folks over at Frozen District decided to take a tip out of the Steve Jobs playbook and "think different" There is no problem in this game that a sauna can't solve, and yet there is no problem in this game that isn't caused by an inherent lack of a sauna. My first flip? Bought a 350 square foot bungalow, (for reference, that's about the size of the average 2 queen bed hotel room) It was dark, dirty, disgusting and at least 4 other adjectives. I broke down every wall and built them back up again, cleaned and painted every surface, brought in all new furniture, created an open concept kitchen out of thin air will a full bath and a bedroom big enough for a double. It was an absolute masterclass on space management. I staged the house.. got all the finishing touches taken care of... took a deep breath... and put it on the market. I didn't know what to expect but I thought for sure I would be make enough to at least buy another flip, after all, I had just spent hours making the perfect bungalow for either a couple, or an individual who was looking to strike out on their own. The bids started rolling in, each one accompanied by two statements, the first being something they liked about the place, the second being something they didn't... I twitched as I read each negative complaint.. "Wish there was a second bathroom" *Huh?* "Should be a desk in the bedroom" *That's fair I guess but it's a tight space already* "I want a seperate office" *It's a 350 square foot bungalow, where would it go?!* And before I could read the rest of the negative comments, the bidding was over. $42,843.81 was the highest bid. A couple grand in profit, I was livid, I looked to the rest of the bids to see what could have possibly gone wrong. Nearly every other bid had the same complaint written in some form or another... There was no sauna. "A sauna?" I thought to myself, "are you kidding me? It's a bungalow, I had to do advanced calculus to fit a dining room table! Why would there be a sauna?! And why is $42k the most you're willing to pay for a house without a sauna?!" I was already suspicious that the developers lived in a different world than I, a world where vacuuming up cockroaches is the way to go, a world with only 1 dryer and 2 washers, none of which match, a world where everyone seems to be missing radiators regardless of class. But a world where the general population expects even the smallest of structures to contain their own personal sauna? Blasphemy. I tried to move on with my life, tried to pick up new hobbies, stopped drinking even, but I couldn't get my mind off the saunas. I relapsed. I had to know the truth, are saunas all that matter? Is this some cruel joke? A commentary on humanities value of personal comfort above all else? I did some odd jobs (in some houses that suspiciously had no saunas) in order to make enough money to buy another flip. But this time I didn't decorate, didn't rearrange anything, I cleaned up, put the cheapest furniture in random places, and then spent an hour crafting the most beautiful sauna the modern and classical world had ever known. This sauna made Michelangelo's work on the Sistine Chapel look like a middle schoolers art project. This house I was renovating must have been somewhere south of Italy, because I genuinely believe the leaning tower of Pisa is in fact bowing to the sauna my worn and calloused hands had created. In case you're lost in that visual I'll remind you that this house was an absolute dumpster fire with the expectation of the sauna, you wanna know how much I made off of it? Sixty thousand dollars. I knew I was onto something so I kept it going. Bought an apartment, cleared it out, put a sauna in the broom closet, bam. $30k. I kept this going with every property and amassed a small fortune in a very small amount of time. I'm one sauna away from being able to retire on the moon, and when I get there you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna build another sauna, but this one will be all mine, and then I'm gojng to rest, and look out onto a grateful, more humid universe.
• gamedeal user

  May 13, 2022

  The game needs co-op
• gamedeal user

  Jul 24, 2022

  As a zoomer, I appreciate House Flipper for being the closest thing I will experience to being a homeowner. Every time my landlord explains to me why it's not his problem all the pipes in my 4 person one bathroom apartment are frozen, I boot up this game and left-click my silly little mouse to install my silly little radiator and paint the walls pastel-pink. It makes me feel something.
• tamaragough20

  Nov 13, 2022

  its a very fun and calming game
• busanut

  Nov 14, 2022

  ITS AN AMASING GAME SO ADICTION
• gamedeal user

  Nov 14, 2022

  Game is poorly optimized. It consumes too much GPU resources for a simple 3D game. And guess what, instead of trying to improve the game, the dev try to release another standalone VR version with the same content, but with pet!
• Pril Deterjan

  Nov 14, 2022

  Warning: Floor might be covered with Turkish soldiers and the only way you can get rid of them is by a vacuum cleaner
• renewal

  Nov 19, 2022

  i can flip houses in real life now thank u