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• gamedeal user

  Nov 10, 2021

  Average Insaniquarium player: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
• gamedeal user

  Jun 20, 2014

  If you ever wanted to keep fish but were worried about how to deal with the inevitable alien tank invasions which would occur multiple times a day, this game will be perfect practice for you!
• gamedeal user

  Feb 5, 2022

  THE N O S T A L G I A ⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⢤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠉⠹⣾⣿⣛⣿⣿⣞⣿⣛⣺⣻⢾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠠⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠿⣷⣿⣿⡿⣿⢿⠟⠟⠟⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄ ⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢛⣿⣁⠄⠄⠒⠂⠄⠄⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠄⠉⠛⠺⢶⣷⡶⠃⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡇⠄⡺⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠛⠟⠇⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣏⠉⢿⣽⢿⡏ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣦⠄⢹⡿⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⣳⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⡈⣀⢁⢁⢁⣈⣄⢐⠃⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣛⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣬⣽⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣿⣻⣛⣿⡿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• gamedeal user

  Jul 28, 2014

  like dark souls but with fish 10/10
• gamedeal user

  May 4, 2022

  Do you remember that time when you used to sit at the playground swing as the evening afternoon slowly came to an end? Maybe you were in middle school, high school, some small child who stared blankly outwards towards a world you didn't even know you were so blatantly ignorant to. All you knew then was that you wanted to swing on that swing for hours and hours and never go home. A chill might have crept up your back then, as a soft wind beckoned the oncoming of nighttime, and you knew in your heart that you needed to go back home, back to your parents and your siblings and your family pet and all the small things you kept in the little corner you called your world. You might've wanted to sit on that swing for hours and hours, or swing on that monkey bar until your arms fell off. You wanted to run in that park field until you collapsed from laughter and exhaustion, or ran through those thickets and wooded areas your parents told you not to go into. You might've wanted to chase your friends around in a never-ending game of chase, or hide forever in that one little spot you knew by heart. But as you grew up, you found yourself attracted by the myriad vagaries of life. You might've gone on that first date, or gone far away from home for some nebulous reason you don't know. Maybe you decided you hated what things had become, or who you were becoming, or blamed life for misery, for suffering, for the conditions intrinsic to human existence itself. Maybe you sat by yourself at times, wondering who you were, where you were going, why things were the way they were. Always looking for answers in the wrong places, always searching for the next high, the next fad that'd distract you from the emptiness gnawing within you. And when you became an adult, you found yourself again looking blankly, but backwards this time. Wondering where had all that time gone, why hadn't things turned out the way you wanted? Who was I still, and what was important to me? Questions of philosophy and human intricacies might've ran rampant within you, struggling with your body and spirit as you split yourself into a veritable crowd of personalities, all fighting bitterly for conquest and dominion over your eternal soul. But when I sat for a few minutes and played Insaniquarium, I felt all at once an uneasy peace come over me. For my restless soul that bound itself to conflict and purposeful self-inflicted pain, who knew all at once what was right and wrong and yet chose wrong and rejected right. As I dropped these fish pellets I floated in my own fish tank, empty and blank, seeing nothing but a horizon of the rising sun, the distant sky tinged in a pallet of orange and green. And as the sweet, soft music played I felt a hot streak come down my cheek, and was overcome with shame at what I was and was not. And when my fish died, I died with them. And when they grew up happily and in contentedness, I grew with them in equal measure. I fought the demons and the aliens, and struggled for lives that were not my own. And when it ended, and I beheld all those creatures and companions I had acquired and protected over those many levels, who could say that it had been merely a video game? Beyond the veil of childish design and simplicity I looked upon an ageless beauty, feeling redemption undeserved for a tired and weary soul. Comfort and joyous light brushed my cheeks, and all at once my ego was shattered into a thousand pieces. Like a Rosetta stone of love, this game will forever be ingrained into the crevices of my heart, for all my days.
• gamedeal user

  Jun 29, 2022

  This game is truly a testament to what it was like growing up in the early 2000s with nothing more than a family computer. 100 HOUR EDIT: The plot really starts picking up around this time. While I still have yet to feel that I've reached the story's climax, I do think that good things are in store. Most definitely never reached this point as a child. Will update as things get better. 250 HOUR EDIT: I can NOT believe that the aliens did that!!!! You absolutely HAVE to play this game until this point. It's a bit slow to get to the 100 hour point, but things most definitely pick up after that, and the following 150 hours are utterly irreplaceable. Truly a perfect game. I will never regret my time spent on this so far. 500 HOUR EDIT: I recently noticed that my performance in game was slowly degrading. Hopefully the RTX 3080 I bought for this game will make it run at a buttery smooth 60 frames again. The plot has picked up tremendously, but I can most definitely tell that it has more in store if I just keep at it. No spoilers, but I absolutely did NOT think that the mermaid would do THAT. Definitely earns the certified M rating from me. 1000 HOUR EDIT: My girlfriend has left me and I have been fired from my job. This game has utterly taken over my life and I cannot stop playing it. The fish VS alien race war is well underway and there is no current clear winner. Both sides are taking extreme losses. I am stuck in the middle of this conflict. If I do not play the game, the fish will lose, but if I keep playing this game my entire life will be forfeit to the mermaid. SHE IS A LIE. I will keep you updated. This game is better than any other I have ever played and is entirely worth my life falling apart.
• Biggie D

  Sep 30, 2022

  This went from a fun game I remember playing as a kid, to a striking criticism about capitalism You go from protecting the fish because you like them, to seeing them as money makers for the ever going economy that is your fish tank. Food turns from a commodity to a luxury as there's never enough to go around Dozens succumb to starvation, and hundreds to the predators you willingly put in your tank because it makes you more money. From weeping over a single fish dying to an alien, to complete indifference to hundreds dying every level. But the fish tank must grow. The greed must be sated. It can never end. 10/10
• timberwolf_express

  Nov 11, 2022

  Have loved this game since the children were small - they ALL remember playing this game on my computers when young.
• gamedeal user

  Nov 12, 2022

  Things were wild in the 2000s
• gamedeal user

  Nov 26, 2022

  i just bought this for like seven people